Saima Says

Watching The Prestige. Scarlett Johansen’s English accent is better than Christian...

Sep 30th

In my professional capacity I just told someone “18% tax is better than 40% tax”. Hi,...

Sep 30th

How cute is this salt & pepper set?! http://bit.ly/lvRDg

Sep 30th

Okay, I’m confused. It is still September, isn’t it? A full month away from...

Sep 29th

RT @adnanio: diet advice from a 113 year old man http://bit.ly/Q4aJE

Sep 29th

Almost punched someone who said that Newton’s only contribution was discovering gravity. Grr!

Sep 29th

Day in Brighton: http://www.flickr.com/photos/saima/sets/72157622472491660/

Sep 29th

I really wasn’t expecting to like Atonement but I actually loved it. Even with Keira...

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Sep 29th

EVERYONE is going to NY this year. Me and the girls, @ian_rapescock, @Schedule23, @simonpegg,...

Sep 28th

Looking for cufflinks shaped like cheese…anyone seen any?

Sep 28th

You should all follow @azizansari, he is my new hero. #FollowSaturday #fs

Sep 27th

It is impossible for me to drink tea without dipping something sweet in it. I blame my Pakistani...

Sep 27th

Tube journeys are much more pleasant when sat next to 2 West Indian men having a conversation about...

Sep 26th

Spent awesome craft evening with nephews making greetings cards. Tomorrow we make cupcakes!

Sep 25th

Apparently it would take me 3 hours to walk to work. Good to know.

Sep 25th

http://twitpic.com/j0afk - I got bored, downloaded my favourites in CSV format and pivoted them.

Sep 25th

#phrasesihate “At the end of the day…” to which I answer “…it gets...

Sep 24th

Someone take this Bombay mix away from me, seriously.

Sep 24th

#iamproudof my sisters, they are awesomes!

Sep 24th

How do you spell “misspelling”?

Sep 24th

It is misspelling. You all failed.

Sep 24th

RT @makingitlovely Itty bitty mini chairs: http://tinyurl.com/y8sqnaw

Sep 24th

I find the new Dairy Milk ad very unsettling.

Sep 24th

I just realised that I paid £1.85 for a 250ml innocent smoothie. Ouch.

Sep 23rd

I’m trying to cancel out the baklava I’ve just eaten with carrots. That’s how it...

Sep 23rd

Why on Earth are people I don’t follow appearing in my timeline in TwitterGadget?

Sep 22nd

Not recommended in Brighton: Travelodge Brighton Seafront, terribly smelly, feels like a visit to...

Sep 22nd

Recommended in Brighton: Angel Food Bakery for cupcakes and Bankers Fish Restaurant for fish &...

Sep 22nd

Old man’s junk at 9 o’clock. We didn’t realise how close we were to the...

Sep 22nd

Guest shot over at @lofatmo’s SkyBlog: http://bit.ly/39ccWK

Sep 21st

Kim Cattrall can’t act for shit.

Sep 21st

Been cycling in Brighton, stopped off for chish and fips.

Sep 21st

Driving to Brighton!

Sep 21st

For some reason I have Stevie Wonder’s “Isn’t She Lovely” on continuous play...

Sep 19th

So it’s Eid mubarak from me and it’s Eid mubarak from him.

Sep 19th

Not only did my husband fix my bike, he attached a basket to it. Bestest husband ever!

Sep 19th

This photo of mine fro NY won 4th place in a photography comp, woo!...

Sep 19th

Lady Liberty

Sep 19th

Keith Floyd died, I didn’t even know.

Sep 18th

I like how Derren says people who get stuck have a certain “talent”…that’s...

Sep 18th

OMG, I’m stuck to my seat. Damn super glue.

Sep 18th

Peep Show is back. Heart sings with joy!

Sep 18th

Have a new found respect for Beyonce after the VMAs. She’s a gracious and classy lady.

Sep 18th

Jordan looks more like Janice Dickinson every day.

Sep 17th

#FollowThursday #ft @Dotwinter @iamnotsteve @andrewlawrence @shitmydadsays

Sep 17th

Luuuuuuuurve, let me sleep tonight, on your couch….

Sep 17th

Rocksoc lives another day \m/\m/

Sep 17th

Aren’t knees weird?

Sep 16th

If you like type, you’ll love this: http://vimeo.com/6382511

Sep 16th

I have eyes. They hurt btw.

Sep 16th

Finally watching the VMAs…I must be old because I don’t know who half these people...

Sep 15th

Note to self: Green Day still suck.

Sep 15th

I was just about to say I actually liked Lady Gaga’s outfit for a change but then it started...

Sep 15th

Really excited to see this “Robert Pattison” everyone keeps talking about.

Sep 15th

Oh, it’s that vampire kid.

Sep 15th

Angela Lansbury is such a trooper.

Sep 14th

Quentin Blake prints

Sep 11th

Asked estate agent for a house viewing appointment and he said he needed to ask his mum. I...

Sep 10th

Taste of London

Sep 10th

About to tune into Derren’s newest craziness.

Sep 9th

I hope when Derren Brown explains on Friday there is a mention of magical fortune-telling pixies....

Sep 9th

Fasting: it’s no picnic.

Sep 7th

Site is back up. Thanks jeebers.

Sep 7th

Crap, my website is down :(

Sep 7th

So besides our best efforts, Monday still happened eh?

Sep 7th

Particularly funny blog post from @Herring1967 today: http://bit.ly/EiFNu

Sep 7th

Now Page Zone are on a US holiday so my site won’t be up for a while :(

Sep 7th

Is it possible to have “better than 20/20 vision” or is my optician a dirty liarer?

Sep 7th

Just had an eye test.They asked me what my hobbies are as part of the pre-screen...

Sep 7th

My site is down because Page Zone tried to bill me and it failed. They gave me a whole 17 hours...

Sep 7th

Correction punctuation helps me understand your sentences better.

Sep 6th

Husband waited 10 minutes on the stair so that when I eventually walked past he could jump out and...

Sep 6th

Forgot to take stickers off the apples before cutting them up for fruit salad. Adds a certain...

Sep 5th

Wearing husband’s jogging bottoms. It seems I would suit harem trousers after all.

Sep 5th

Neck is messed up. Big time.

Sep 4th

Do not join the RAC. “We aim to get to you within 40 minutes”, my arse.

Sep 4th

First Radiohead song I ever heard. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ctl3g

Sep 4th

Stiff neck blues.

Sep 4th

The Man’s bringing me down. Damn the Man!

Sep 4th

Thursday Night with Jonathan Ross

Sep 4th

I realise I’m not blogging daily as promised but every other day is better than bi-annually!

Sep 4th

At BBC TV centre for filming of Jonathan Ross show. Guests are Ricky Gervais, Jamie Oliver and Mika.

Sep 3rd

Some guy just took a photo of us from his van. Take a picture it’ll last longer! Oh, you...

Sep 3rd

Bananas in pyjamas.

Sep 3rd

DIY Ice-Cream Parlour

Sep 2nd

Remembering Edinburgh Fringe ‘09 ♫ http://blip.fm/~cqplx

Sep 2nd

I just bought this awesome brooch, can’t wait to wear it on my coat this winter:...

Sep 2nd

Husband has never seen The Lion King! Addressing this massive oversight tonight.

Sep 2nd

We are watching Entourage seasons 4 and 6 concurrently. We refer to this as Lost stylee.

Sep 2nd

Anyone know the music from this ad? http://bit.ly/28TxV8

Sep 2nd

Mmm, just had spaghetti bolognese, yum.

Sep 1st

Husband remembers strange facts like which actor played Raphael in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

Sep 1st

I lied, it was tagliatelle. Forgive me.

Sep 1st

This winter I want a yellow coat but can’t find one. Seen any?

Sep 1st

#ft #FollowTuesday ‘cos I like to be different: @ian_rapescock @Schedule23 @OptimisticIdiot...

Sep 1st

Next time, please warn me before letting me watch the woodland critters episode of South Park!

Sep 1st

The Hurt Locker: This could be an American propaganda film. Showed little respect to the Iraqis....

Sep 1st

RT @Optimisticidiot: If Disney buy Marvel comics I hope Wolverine rips out Hannah MT’s heart...

Sep 1st

Banksy’s pet store: http://bit.ly/2bLAV0

Sep 1st

Shoo fly, don’t bother me!

Sep 1st

Let’s have spagbol tonight, eh?

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