Saima Says

Happy Hallowe’en!

Oct 31st

Saima Says Style update: Happy Hallowe’en! http://bit.ly/2pAl35 (Inspired by @simonpegg)

Oct 31st

Just finished making bunting for nephew’s birthday. Paper, scissors, glue and paint. No...

Oct 30th

I love the way Philippe Starck says La La Land: “Lalalond”.

Oct 28th

Enjoyed the podcast btw, they have great chemistry.

Oct 28th

Saima Says update: Oh Happy Day http://bit.ly/13Gm9n

Oct 28th

Listened to @Herring1967 and @CollingsA podcast for the first time. They mentioned our run-in with...

Oct 28th

Oh Happy Day

Oct 28th

I’m coming round yours tonight!

Oct 27th

Oops that was meant for @SensualLettuce, not everyone.

Oct 27th

No shame in my game

Oct 26th

Odd socks in Sainsburys: http://www.flickr.com/photos/saima/4048125900/

Oct 26th

Wearing open shoes. With off socks. In Sainsburys.

Oct 26th

Listening to Lauryn Hill - “That Thing” ♫ http://blip.fm/~ffkli

Oct 26th

This is just awesome: http://bit.ly/adjQS

Oct 26th

Today, husband and I are wondering if all whales have Welsh accents.

Oct 26th

If you’re a Radiohead fan, we’d probably be great friends.

Oct 26th

Bonsai trees are the lemmings of plants; they can’t wait to die.

Oct 26th

Next Christmas Collection

Oct 26th

Saima Says Style update: Next Christmas Collection http://bit.ly/49p018

Oct 26th

“I’ll make AIG look like the Lehman Brothers of microwaves.” #30rock

Oct 24th

Listening to The Gossip – “Standing in the Way of Control” ♫ http://blip.fm/~fcpic

Oct 24th

Hunch.com asks a lot of questions. When will it end?!

Oct 24th

An American colleague said, “U lot love colonisng places” 2 which I replied “Not...

Oct 23rd

Met a friend at lunchtime and afterwards he sends me an email saying “You had an eyelash under...

Oct 23rd

Please let Nick Griffin answer the bloody questions. He’s sliming out of them all. #bbcqt

Oct 22nd

Watching Question Time. Really disturbed…by Dimbleby’s tie.

Oct 22nd

Isn’t Bonnie Greer awesome? #bbcqt

Oct 22nd

I didn’t make this up - RT @migmeg Britain should be ethnically cleansed. We do feel shut out...

Oct 22nd

Indigenous people eh? Does that mean all the Americans and Australians whose ancestors are British...

Oct 22nd

Afro-Caribbean is offensive? I genuinely did not know that :/ #bbcqt

Oct 22nd

It should be called Avoiding Questions Time. #bbcqt

Oct 22nd

Saima Says Style update: People in Cardboard Houses http://bit.ly/vEelG

Oct 22nd

People in Cardboard Houses

Oct 22nd

It’s time to rock out people \m/\m/ ♫ http://blip.fm/~f70tu

Oct 21st

Dear Sanex, my armpits DO NOT “have rights”.

Oct 21st

Anyone seen any cool lunchboxes? Must have compartments and fork.

Oct 21st

RT @Gadz_ RT gilbertoez Yo,startr of the RIP Kanye West hoax, I’m hapy 4 u nd ima let u...

Oct 21st

RT @LewisSchaffer: I’m doing a free show this eve at 8 in London. Source Below, 78 Brewer St,...

Oct 21st

That’s a comedy show by @LewisSchaffer btw. Pop along, you’ll enjoy it.

Oct 21st

The makers of the “Up your Viva” ad must be found and shot immediately.

Oct 20th

Let’s start “Yes God” and “Three bags full God” trending topics too...

Oct 20th

Saima Says Style update: Going Cuckoo http://bit.ly/1MGeDm

Oct 20th

I said I’d punch you if you said Paki in your show, @Herring1967. You owe me one face to...

Oct 19th

Enjoyed my letterpressing workshop, now at the Leicester Square Theatre to see @Herring1967.

Oct 19th

Going Cuckoo

Oct 19th

Zombieland was great. Zomedy is my new favourite genre. Shaun of the Dead is still number 1 though.

Oct 18th

Guys, you know Ugg is short for ugly, don’t you?

Oct 18th

I can’t be the only person that spells Hallowe’en with an apostrophe?? It’s a...

Oct 17th

Watching White Men Can’t Jump. @SensualLettuce is getting Hallowe’en costume ideas.

Oct 17th

I get all my news from Twitter now.

Oct 17th

RT @shitmumsays In a fit of rage my mum mixed her words up a little bit so she told me...

Oct 17th

Marvin Gaye is a great companion whilst cycling.

Oct 17th

Armstrong and Miller - RAF sketches

Oct 16th

Why the hell is Amazon recommending Michael Buble to me? Do you not know me at all?!

Oct 16th

Saima Says update: Armstrong and Miller - RAF sketches http://bit.ly/23kRb

Oct 16th

The Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition ♫ http://blip.fm/~exugi

Oct 16th

I’ve been so busy today that I don’t know what Jan Moir has done.

Oct 16th

Sisters were in hysterics when I said I liked Sweet Dreams by Beyonce. Apparently it’s uncool...

Oct 16th

Awaiting barbecued steak. And corn on the cob. And sweet potato. But mainly the barbecued steak.

Oct 16th

Anybody have a copy of iPhoto Plus 4? Came free with scanners back in the day. http://bit.ly/19qfvv

Oct 16th

Monsoon sale items must be returned within 7 days. I just learnt the hard way :(

Oct 16th

Saima Says Style update: Shower Power http://bit.ly/3pKthT

Oct 16th

Shower Power

Oct 15th

Listened 2 @Herring1967’s AIOTM podcast. Brill, will see it live next week. Have permission 2...

Oct 14th

I actually got up in the middle of the night thinking I hadn’t renewed my domain name...

Oct 14th

Husband regarding my singing: With practice, you could be *quite good*.

Oct 14th

We have Trick Or Treaters. I should kill them to teach them a lesson.

Oct 14th

Remember that shit podcast I did? Should I do another one? http://bit.ly/4Q78M

Oct 14th

Hey folks, fun stuff to do in London this Saturday, any ideas?

Oct 14th

Do I want to go see Whitney Houston in concert? Only if it’s 18 years ago.

Oct 14th

RT @Melo__X @tahiraiqbal ”Don’t leave me girl, Just stay with me tonight” That...

Oct 14th

A Brighton Monday

Oct 14th

All, please convince @tahiraiqbal to stay on Twitter. She’s thinking of defecting to the Ivy...

Oct 14th

RT @shinykatie Be gentle everyone. My new pet project: Dork Adore http://www.dorkadore.com Lovely...

Oct 14th

Saima Says update: A Brighton Monday http://bit.ly/vnzaL

Oct 14th

I think Follow Tuesday may catch on.

Oct 13th

Someone send me an invite to GoogleWave please. I’m more curious than anything.

Oct 13th

Husband is making me pick a song and practice singing it. Does this amount to domestic abuse?

Oct 13th

Saima Says Style update: Milk and Two Sugars http://bit.ly/hv9k8

Oct 13th

Follow Tuesday: @SensualLettuce - only 18 years old but a comedy genius. #ft

Oct 13th

Have had that “something in my eye” feeling for 2 days now.

Oct 13th

Follow Tuesday: @ian_rapescock - this is my husband ladies and gentlemen. Really. #ft

Oct 13th

Follow Tuesday: @Melo__X - my cousin, cracks me up everytime. #ft

Oct 13th

Owe it to MJ to be objective, don’t love “This Is It” song. Plus side, you can...

Oct 12th

I’ve grown so accustomed to Google’s “Did you mean…?” function I...

Oct 12th

I got 99 followees but @bitch ain’t one

Oct 12th

Milk and Two Sugars

Oct 12th

Does brandy make you randy?

Oct 12th

Enjoyed Ghostbusters for the 80s tour of Manhattan.

Oct 12th

RT @SensualLettuce: My malteser has a nipple.

Oct 12th

Saima Says Style update: http://bit.ly/12Xe8N

Oct 11th

Whatever happened to Rosie Perez? I miss her soothing voice.

Oct 11th

Coffe CupCakes

Oct 11th

On top of working on a Sunday evening, Excel has now crashed. Deep breaths, deep breaths…

Oct 11th

Saw the trending topic Kandy Rain and thought Soul 4 Real were making a comeback.

Oct 11th

So when are they going to do a Talk to Frank advert about cigarettes and alcohol? The tax revenue...

Oct 11th

My uncle says he’s going to write a diet book. It’ll contain just one page saying...

Oct 10th

I’m pretty sure Ferrero Rochers have crack in them.

Oct 10th

Husband is home. Feels like Christmas.

Oct 10th

Placebo - Running Up That Hill ♫ http://blip.fm/~elaag

Oct 9th

Time travel is fast becoming one of my favourite pastimes.

Oct 9th

“To be honest with you…” and all other times you’re a lying scumbag?

Oct 9th

My biggest fear is smelling of curry in a public place.

Oct 9th

Asked a friend if he shaved their head ‘cos he has nits. “No, I’m going...

Oct 9th

I’ve lost count of the number of Obama Peace Prize/Kanye/Taylor Swift jokes. Well done...

Oct 9th

You’re not the boss of me!

Oct 9th

Anne Diamond is advertising gold. Snigger.

Oct 9th

Weird how some house listings say “carpets to remain”. Do some people actually rip their...

Oct 9th

Let jelly beans be your guide. Amen.

Oct 9th

The vast majority of us are pre-op. Remember that.

Oct 9th

Recently finished reading Will Self’s “How the Dead Live”. It’s brilliantly...

Oct 9th

Liu Bolin, Invisible Man/sophisticated Where’s Waldo?: http://bit.ly/TLWE2

Oct 9th

RT @Herring1967 Be great if you could make it to As It Occurs to me on Monday....

Oct 9th

Booked tickets for @Herring1967’s show. Ticketweb are charging me £1.75 to email the tickets...

Oct 8th

The worst thing about rain is that everyone smells of wet dog on the train home.

Oct 8th

Starting to love the Demitri Martin show now. Was disappointed at first as wasn’t as great as...

Oct 8th

So you’re all back after that party you had without me? Bastards.

Oct 8th

I’m pretty sure the guy in front of me has straightened his beard.

Oct 8th

Wow, how good does “Love Happens” look?! That’s right, not very.

Oct 8th

The Betterware catalogue: giving you solutions to household problems you never really had.

Oct 8th

None of my followees have twittered in the last 2 hours. Are you all having a party without me?

Oct 8th

Just watched a live performance by Diversity. Awesome!

Oct 8th

Just caught up on @Herring1967’s blog and my eyes have gone all funny.

Oct 7th

RT @Melo__X: Mum on seeing a bit of papr w/ Daniel Merriweathr’s name on it “Did some1...

Oct 7th

I wish the word “bodacious” hadn’t gone out of fashion. It’s awesome!

Oct 7th

Tired but too curious to know how much this bloody vintage Rolex is worth on Cash In The Attic....

Oct 6th

If your parents named you Jonty, you’ll probably grow up to be an antiques expert.

Oct 6th

Remembered we have Sky+ so going to bed.

Oct 6th

Capri-Sun: tormenting us with impossible packaging since 1966.

Oct 6th

Saima Says Style update: An Apple a Day http://bit.ly/16qfHF

Oct 6th

On the train earlier, two guys were talking about “Mr. Dre”. HE DIDN’T SPEND 5...

Oct 6th

Posh people pronounce it “oction”, not “orction”.

Oct 6th

“A Blaffair to Rememblack” #30rock

Oct 6th

Go to sleep or watch Cash In The Attic? (Hint: Only one of these things includes Jenny Bond.)

Oct 6th

An Apple a Day

Oct 6th

Enoch Powell did a degree in Urdu at SOAS. Interesting.

Oct 5th

Now that husband is away, have to get rid of spiders all by myself. Feel so groweded up.

Oct 5th

Younger sister 3: Mum, what do you think Saima’s dream means? Mum: Always go for the hot guy....

Oct 5th

Younger sister 3: Who’s “Adam Is A Scon”? Me: Do you mean Adam Isacson...

Oct 5th

.@SensualLettuce pronounces “archives” with the ch.

Oct 5th

I just wasted my 1000th tweet on @SensualLettuce. I hope you feel honoured.

Oct 5th

Younger sister 3: I don’t like Jonny Depp. He’s the same in every film, just with a...

Oct 5th

Dreamt last night that Drama punched me in the mouth and then Vincent Chase called an ambulance. I...

Oct 5th

So many typos. I wonder how long it will take humans to evolve thumbs perfect for Blackberrys.

Oct 4th

A mass favouriting function would be convenient for when I read @adamisacson’s tweets.

Oct 4th

“Oh my giddy arse.” #peepshow

Oct 4th

Had great time at Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan tribute. Rahat ant the Birmingham Symphony Orchestra were...

Oct 4th

Husband arrived in NY, safe and sound. Not before an extra “random” search at JFK of...

Oct 3rd

We’re trying to convince my mum to start a video blog.

Oct 3rd

Younger sister 1: You twitter everything else I say, twitter THAT bitch. #ys

Oct 3rd

Younger sister 1: Anil Dash?! OMG, he used to be on Eastenders!!! …Oh wait, that’s...

Oct 3rd

At parents’ house, spending time with the girls. Expect many new additions to the Younger...

Oct 3rd

YS3: Morrissey is so hot. Me: It’s because his face is symmetrical. YS2: Yeah, but what if...

Oct 3rd

Apparently using the word “foray” and knowing the ideal temperatures for reptiles makes...

Oct 3rd

Younger sister 2: (Whilst watching Kiss video) OMG, Prince has an amazing body. I want his stomach!...

Oct 3rd

It’s 6.

Oct 3rd

You know when you’re telling someone a telephone number and they don’t repeat it back to...

Oct 2nd

Cracked 8 eggs this week and got 11 yolks. Twin yolks make me sad.

Oct 2nd

Just called the IT helpdesk at work and the machine said “For IT problems, please press...

Oct 2nd

Has anyone counted how many times Carrie says “That night…” in Sex and the City?

Oct 1st