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You’re only as good as your last tweet.

Edinburgh Fringe Festival '09 - Richard...

Craving Yorkshire pudding and custard. Not together.

More about my Ed Fringe experience: Richard Herring @Herring1967 http://bit.ly/DT8TG

“Donkey burgers” and “frumpy flavour”: Jamie Oliver, genius or madman?

Best house ever: http://bit.ly/5f9bD

RT @Herring1967 Good news for cast of Party. Both top comedy prize and best newcomer amongst them....

Reckoneeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

Personally wanted to see Kevin Bridges Best Newcomer but hey ho.

Sister just mooned us all, nan is in hysterics.

Some great Ramadan pictures: http://bit.ly/oqsfj

Getting this t-shirt for shizzle: http://bit.ly/zV1Ch

More about my Ed Fringe experience: Late ‘n’ Live http://bit.ly/SP5Fy

Edinburgh Fringe Festival '09 - Late 'n' Live

That damn Daniel Kitson has spoiled me for other comedians.

Darling Clothes

Catching up with the @DomesticSluts site. Those girls make me spend a fortune!

Interesting fact: Kim Wilde is now a gardener.

Edinburgh Fringe Festival '09 - Lewis...

More about my Ed Fringe experience: @LewisSchaffer http://bit.ly/3hzG5a

In my next life, I want to be a heptathlete.

Southend-on-Sea or not to be

Only 5% of people driving past have laughed or made rude gestures. This is what we call...

Flat tyre on the A13 :(

Singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of our lungs, because we can.

Suffering from a tea withdrawal headache. It’s a real mofo.

Edinburgh Fringe Festival '09 - Isma Almas

The NEW Argos Catalogue

Ramadan Mubarak! Time for my banner to go up: http://www.flickr.com/photos/saima/2817563920/

Oh God, please let this be THE Final Destination.

Now blogging again. Daily! Hopefully! http://www.saimasays.com

Is it just me...

“About to get changed to eat at Red Hot. Sounds like a porno...”
— Uberstani

RT @flipflopflying Smile. http://tr.im/wIi3

Husband is away for a couple of days so I will be posting the stuff he says that amuses me.

Husband: “You should have a private Twitter account where you write all the filthy jokes you...

Husband: “I find it hilarious that you don’t believe me when I say it hurts when you...

Husband: “Anyone get to you yet?”

Husband: “I could be a friend to you.”

http://twitpic.com/eiaks - Husband: “I could be a trend to you.”

You don’t have to be a twat to be an estate agent, but it helps.

Via @fudgeit http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/

Ryan Adams - Wonderwall ♫ http://blip.fm/~bvq4j

You will like this. Promise. ♫ http://blip.fm/~bvqe9

I have bike butt.

Starting lineup for men’s 100m final at the World Athletics Championships: who can be the...

Inglorious Bastards: Love. Christoph Waltz steals the show. (http://blippr.com/b/109c8)

You know, I used to have a blog once…

The battery cover on my phone broke. This is irritating.

Whatever happened to naptime? I miss it.

topherchris: britopherchris: I met the Queen once. She was...

Yes, I favourite my own tweets. It’s for those who only want to read the awesome highlights!

Newsflash: It’s NOT Friday. Feck.

Saw @Herring1967 on Saturday, he’s hilarious. Unfortunately didn’t get our “Pakis...

Today marks the 20th anniversary of my grandfather’s death. I still really miss him, he was an...

Just reading @Herring1967’s blog, those Asian fans were us! http://bit.ly/bzGXi

Highly recommend Ernest and the Pale Moon at the Ed Fringe: http://bit.ly/klxVc

Booked onto a letterpressing course. So excited!

Hey, do you remember Adamski? Whatever happened to that genius?!

Journey to Arthur’s Seat: http://www.flickr.com/photos/saima/sets/72157621903789147/...

Oh great, garlic breath.

I heckled Daniel Kitson and he liked it.

I heckled Daniel Kitson and if liked it.

Best thing about having a degree in Chemistry is that if I start a sentence with...

I want a Blackberry but only so I can play Word Mole.

Edinberg tonight, woop!

Catching up with everyone’s Twitter updates is like reading the punchline before the actual...

Is Iron Chef for bloody real?!

I am the Word Mole king!

Singing the Entourage theme tune but not quite. “I wanna be your pooper scooper…”...

RT @Melo__X http://twitpic.com/ceymr - Mum got stuck in the tiny cupboard above Salma’s...

YS1’s bday today so catching dinner and a show later on (Avenue Q which I’ve seen...

Double Decker, breakfast of champions.